Yesterday I came home from work exhausted with my swollen pregger feet so fat it hurt to walk…
And forced myself to grab some water from the fridge. Which is when I saw what Ryan bought for me on his way home from work:
And then I was LITERALLY like this:
It’s a SAMOA cupcake!!!!!
A lobster roll at Abbott’s… Summer is officially here! (at Abbott’s Lobster in the Rough)
I am so obsessed with this girl. My mom was similarly obsessed with figure skaters Sonja Henie and Tiffany Chin when my sister and I were born and they became our namesakes. So what would be a more perfect way of carrying on the tradition than naming Baby Girl after the gold medalist I cheered on all through Sochi and then on Dancing with the Stars.
But (and no offense to anyone) I just cannot come around to liking the name Meryl. I guess I’ll just have to settle for inviting Meryl to be a part of my bestie group that I have going with Jennifer Lawrence, Mindy Kaling and Taylor Swift.
She’s not even here yet and the cats are already trying to take over Baby Girl’s stuff… #aftermathofthebabyshower
I just discovered that my job has an active tumblr account. So here I am scanning through new accounting pronouncements released by the FASB (and reading my tumblr dashboard on my phone because it’s a prohibited site to access from my work computer) and someone is getting a paycheck for posting a picture of Yoda on 5/4/14 saying “May the fourth be with you” with a hashtag of my Company’s name. In case you are wondering…. there is NO RELATION between Company and Star Wars.
Seriously, how do I get this job?! I’m so going on to my internal job search site and ask it to send me any jobs that have the word “Tumblr” in it.
Meanwhile, Ryan’s response when I shared my outrage with him was: “Denied. They are not interested in posts about your cats.”