aclikeslater: pizzaboozetelly: herblondness: sotheresthat: sarahlizfits: fluffmugger: ok so I’m either the master printer or the cleaner, my nose is now sonic and apparently my catchphrase is “Lemme know if you want anything at safeway” I’m The Teacher, with a Sonic Coffee Cup, and my catchphrase is “I think most people do get faster if they quit, but quitting is so hard” I’m The Carpenter, with a sonic iPhone and my phrase is “That’s adorable, I love it.”  It’s perfect, sign me up. I’m The Hearse Driver with a Sonic Kindle and my catchphrase is “I’m trying not to be wasteful.” I’m “The Yard Master” with a Sonic MacBook Air and my phrase is “Snapchat practice so I don’t miss anything!” The Registrar. Sonic Kit Kat. “I just got screamed at for 25 minutes.” The Health Insurer, Sonic Baby Emma and “She actually married two old guys.”

aclikeslater:

pizzaboozetelly:

herblondness:

sotheresthat:

sarahlizfits:

fluffmugger:

ok so I’m either the master printer or the cleaner, my nose is now sonic and apparently my catchphrase is “Lemme know if you want anything at safeway”

I’m The Teacher, with a Sonic Coffee Cup, and my catchphrase is “I think most people do get faster if they quit, but quitting is so hard”

I’m The Carpenter, with a sonic iPhone and my phrase is “That’s adorable, I love it.”

It’s perfect, sign me up.

I’m The Hearse Driver with a Sonic Kindle and my catchphrase is “I’m trying not to be wasteful.”

I’m “The Yard Master” with a Sonic MacBook Air and my phrase is “Snapchat practice so I don’t miss anything!”

The Registrar. Sonic Kit Kat. “I just got screamed at for 25 minutes.”

The Health Insurer, Sonic Baby Emma and “She actually married two old guys.”

(Source: mrbubbles182)

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#TBT: my family circa 1992 (judging from the fact that I am sporting my 5th/6th grade perm and shoulder pads have not yet been outlawed). And while I’m sad that this picture could never be recreated (my parents divorced, my aunt died, and my grandma isn’t well enough) it’s also heartwarming that there would be an additional 14 people included in a reshoot due to the husbands, wives and kids that have come around since then (more if the furbabies were allowed to join).

#TBT: my family circa 1992 (judging from the fact that I am sporting my 5th/6th grade perm and shoulder pads have not yet been outlawed).

And while I’m sad that this picture could never be recreated (my parents divorced, my aunt died, and my grandma isn’t well enough) it’s also heartwarming that there would be an additional 14 people included in a reshoot due to the husbands, wives and kids that have come around since then (more if the furbabies were allowed to join).

Awkward

I have a really close friend at work. She’s been my rock through so much. But, she happens to have a big mouth. So I never told her about my bloggy-blog because I definitely do not want my boss or staff to know about it and it’s a small office.

She’s pregnant and wanted recommendations on what to register for so I copied and pasted my baby-product must haves posting that I’ve been working on (and will someday get around to posting) and emailed it to her.

She told me she thought my email to her was “blogesque” and I should “seriously consider starting a blog.”

I texted back “LOL.”

Ryan’s fantasy football draft mascot is sleeping on the job.#pleasepickbetterthaninprioryears Also, I bought this in a size bigger than she is so she could wear it throughout football season. Can someone please tell me how my 8 week old is fitting into 6 month old clothing?

Ryan’s fantasy football draft mascot is sleeping on the job.#pleasepickbetterthaninprioryears

Also, I bought this in a size bigger than she is so she could wear it throughout football season. Can someone please tell me how my 8 week old is fitting into 6 month old clothing?