The wife of Ryan’s best friend did something horrible to me (and Ryan) years ago. Ryan always maintained that she was dumb and clueless and didn’t realize what she did was bad. I always maintained that she was a

 but for the sake of Ryan’s brother from another mother and keeping the peace, I let it go. But now that the best friend is getting a divorce he’s spilled the beans on the fact that ex-wifey poo REALLY didn’t like us. So now I’m all like

but also

Ryan meanwhile is still having trouble grasping that the girl he wrote off as an idiot years ago might actually have created an evil mastermind plot to mess with us before she even knew us.

Which means I just keep running around all like

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