Really?

  • Ryan (to Emma):who’s daddy’s smart girl?
  • Emma:Emma.
  • R:who’s Daddy’s funny girl?
  • E:Emma
  • R:who’s Daddy’s princess?
  • E:Emma.
  • R:no… Sox.
  • Me:really?! Picking the cat daughter over the human daughter?
  • R:just saying, between the two of them…. Sox is more princess like.
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