The height of daycare fashion… office supplies as a statement piece.

The height of daycare fashion… office supplies as a statement piece.

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This dress has been worn at least once a week since last July…. her favorite dress of all times because it reminds her of (in her words) the day she rode the monorail. #SMH #LOLZfordayswiththiskid #Stupidmonorailwasbrokenthelasttwotimesitookher...

This dress has been worn at least once a week since last July…. her favorite dress of all times because it reminds her of (in her words) the day she rode the monorail. #SMH #LOLZfordayswiththiskid #Stupidmonorailwasbrokenthelasttwotimesitookher #IhearaboutthebrokenmonorailfromherEVERYday

Okay Tumblr… you are my last hope. Have a big project getting submitted at 2:30 AM and am on call from now until then to answer any questions… I don’t think I’m going to make it zzzzz…. Sooo since my goal was to get on here more let’s see if your...

Okay Tumblr… you are my last hope. Have a big project getting submitted at 2:30 AM and am on call from now until then to answer any questions… I don’t think I’m going to make it zzzzz…. Sooo since my goal was to get on here more let’s see if your stories about snapshots of your life can keep me awake…. no snark – sincerely hoping my stalker-blog loving tendencies get me over this exhaustion hump.

Emma-isms part II or A Toddler’s Guide to Heaven or I Miss You Spam

  • Me:How was your day today?
  • E:(Really upset) No talking! No talking! I need to talk!
  • Me:okay….
  • E:Spam REALLY loved you!
  • Me:(trying not to cry) I know sweetie… and I love him soooo much, and he really loved you… but it’s okay cause he’s watching over us now.
  • E:yes, he’s upstairs
  • Me:(oh geesh… maybe she got the names mixed up and is meaning one of the alive cats) uh… yeah…. upstairs you mean….
  • E:(points to the ceiling) upstairs. Where I can’t reach.
  • Me:(crying and hoping Emma can’t see me since I’m driving) I know, we can’t reach him. But he’s there… watching over us.
  • E:Eww! My feet are super dirty!
  • And that’s that.

Emma-isms

  • E:Your face is really scary!
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  • Me:I’m sorry Emma, you’re too tall. That skirt doesn’t fit you anymore. (Remembering how self-conscious I was while growing up that I towered over everyone.) You know… being tall is really great. People are going to wish they were as tall as you.
  • E:Yes. I’m pretty.
  • ——–
  • E:(Calling up to me from her car seat) Mommy, what are you doing?
  • Me:Uh… driving….
  • E:Oh wow!!!